Got 99 Problems and They are All Bitches

So today I found out most girls like me better when they are high out of there minds. Yeah the self-esteem meter when lower than I thought it would. I mean Hannah was a pothead when I dated her. Amber seemed like she was more interested in what I said today when she was on her pain meds from her dentist appointment. So yeah, I think dope heads like me because I my scatter-brained, sporadic, and (according to Dillon) spastic behavior. The even more funny part about all this is I am extremely against the use of drugs and alcohol. That blows my mind knowing no girl that I see attractive that is single finds me handsome of anything close to that. Thank you fucked up sheltered life! Good day